Weeds and lasers seem to go well together. Like a velor painting of weeds and blacklight. Or weed and peanut butter. Or weed and my friend’s his 1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse. If you stop and take the pairing seriously, simply say “Like”. That’s exactly what I said when I shot Hitokiri Saber for the first time. This is he $299.99 laser-powered bong, which is expensive, but this is also a laser bong, and can you really put a price on the joy of seeing weed glow with lasers?
The USB-C powered Hitokisaber doesn’t ask you to taste lasers. Lasers are functional and attractive. So instead of burning your lungs by setting flowers directly on fire and giving yourself a bong voice that sounds like Ted Levine, you generally get a very smooth hit.
Activating Laserbong will impress everyone. Because this is also a bong and contains a laser. Even the teetotaler in my life doesn’t want to puff and pass, but admits it’s very pretty. is. Hitting a laser bong makes you feel like you’re in the future. After a few hits, you’ll feel even more like you’re in the future as you’re smoking laser bonbons. It’s probably high.
Preparing your laser von for travel is relatively easy. Stuff the bowl, lock the large laser device in place and fire the laser directly into the weeds for 10 seconds. The result is an amazingly smooth cloud that will get you high, wow anyone who sees it, and cost you a lot of money.
The bowls are porcelain and will need to be replaced regularly as they become sticky and caked with weed scum over time. Hitoki sells three bowls, or “ceramic loading chambers,” which he sells for $21.99. If you enjoy lasers and bongs regularly, you can expect to replace the bowl every 2-3 months. The bowl is also small and filling it with ground weed makes you feel like someone doing drugs. But what I’m really trying to say is that it doesn’t get any easier than an edible or vape pen or a big bong that can pack a whole bud. , sprinkle more and pack again.
Heated by a very efficient and precise laser, it usually leaves a ring of unsmoked weed at the edge of the bowl. That’s why you need to stir the bowl from time to time to bring out all of the weed’s value. I had to do it every three hits or so. had to do However, the hit itself is very smooth, and it smells less when smoking a laser bong than a regular bong.
It’s also pretty hard to force yourself to suck too much, which is very common with regular bongs. It lasts about a month on a single charge, and a red flash on the power button warns you when it needs to juice up. , cannot be used while charging.
The Hitoki Saber works with most bongs, but you can also pay $358.98 and get both a laser bong device and a glass pipe built to work with it. That’s the route I went and the pipe was solid and very easy to clean. Agreed to be one of those, so if you’re planning on spending $299.99 for a laserbomb, save an extra $58.99 for a glass pipe.
Now, at this point, you may be asking yourself why would you spend so much money when you can get perfectly good bongs at a head shop or New York bodega for a fraction of the price? yeah. Again, this is Laser Bong. That’s the appeal. The hit isn’t as smooth as vapes like the $279 Crafty Plus or the $200 Pax 3, and the loading process is just as awkward. You’re really just paying to get a laser-firing bong, and that’s okay, friends.
